I am still alive, and this is still a blog.

I just wanted to establish both of these facts.  Yes, I am still alive, for all two of you that read this.  And yes, this is still a blog.  Are they still called "blogs?"  It's a socially networked meta-tweeting post-friending omnipage.  Whatever blogs are being called now to provide them with "new media" legitimacy.  It's one of those.

And it is vitally important to the future of all mankind.